The most amazing experience we had on this trip was watching King Neptune (aka you-know-who) ominously wield his trident over the heads of cringing pollywogs who had never before crossed the equator. To make them kiss a cold, dead fish in the hands of his horrid henchman was cruelty beyond immagination. All this under the watchful eye of a splended mermaid serving punch.

Trip: Western Pacific Odyssey
First Name: Donna and Don